Dilemma

I happen to live directly above a shopping mecca.
Nordies. Lucky Jeans. Kate Spade. Coach. Designers I've never heard of. All at this gorgeous little haven.
And can you believe it? I'm not a shopper.

Really. It's kind of a life saver if you think about it. I'd definitely rather spend my money on travel and electronics.

But.

Today.

I.

Needed.

Shoes.

As every girl does, don't you think?

I'm not a shoe whore (I mean really, I rotate between Rainbow sandals and Chacos on a daily basis). But I have do a couple pair of favorite heels.

And I'm going on a road trip in a couple of weeks in order to attend a wedding.

And I need a pair of cute, strappy, heeled sandals.

But every shoe store I went to carried a selection that looked like this (or worse):

I'm sorry. I lived through the eighties once already. I thought the clothes were hideous then.

Can I please have a pair of shoes that doesn't look like the eighties threw up all over them?

Please?