WANTED:

One soul mate and travel companion to roam with for the rest of forever. Must currently be age 28-38. Preferably at least 6’, but not necessary. Must have good hygiene and work ethic. Must be secure financially (otherwise how will you travel with me?) Must be willing to occasionally hold my purse, carry my backpack and prop me up. I’ll do the same for you. Except I hope you don’t have a purse. Must be relaxed with a sense of humor I find funny. I’m LDS and will not be persuaded to any other belief system. For both our sakes, you should be LDS too. Must like hot, tropical climates (because I hate being cold). Must enjoy adventures. Must hurry up and get here.

That is all.